Knowgonzalo

Tonight was an awesome night!! But it didn't start out that way. Don't all great stories begin like that? So we go to this Latin Club in Universal City (that's where Universal Studios is) called Roomba Room. My partner said they were giving free Salsa lessons and that there was no cover. Sweet: No Cover!! Most places in Los Angeles charge a $30 to $40 cover!! The place had an older crowd, was not very packed and the lessons where alright, but the fun began when the dance lessons ended. 10min after class, Ozzy Osbourne* walks in!! Crazy. I couldn't believe it. I was right not to believe it, *he was not really Ozzy Osbourne but an imitador. But man, the resemblence was uncanny! He even walked in with a lady that looked like his wife, Sharon. The funny thing about him was that he went by the name of "Trainwreck" (that name is associated with someone else from my college days...oh man, that's a whole 'nother story). So "Ozzy" had with him two ladies, they were a Mother and Daughter from Australia. They just arrived into Los Angeles earlier in the night and met Trainwreck outside of the Mann Chinese Theatre where he was posing for pictures and somehow "Ozzy" just latched on and did not let go. I don't blame him, you see, the daughter was EXTREMELY hot. She was beautiful. "Ozzy" tried to convince her Mom that she could be an imitador for Paris Hilton and that there is good money in the imitador/look-alike business (there's a business for that?). But sorry buddy, this Australian girl,(her name is Lori by the way), is way more attractive than Paris Hilton.