Knowgonzalo

Today was a day that I witnessed something I thought I would never see until I have my own kids: I saw a kid piss in front of a store in public. It was the craziest thing I've seen since that naked swimmer in London. There I am handing out candy and then I look behind, and there at the exit is this kid, doing his piss dance. You know the dance: the dance you do when you can't hold it in any longer. Then all of a sudden he pulls down his pants and a golden stream flows out. I screamed! And then I ducked for cover. The Mom came out and told me that my scream scared her son and that he may never piss in public again. I hope so.